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momofficial:

me

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tilthat:

TIL that, since Romans used daylight and darkness to determine time, an hour was 45 minutes in the winter and 75 in the summer

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carkus8:

condensationisamyth:

carkus8:

bear-the-third-wheel:

carkus8:

Why say “allergic to bullshit” when you can say “wacktose intolerant”

Because I sound like a baby saying the latter

I’m sure you sound like a baby regardless

Carlos, how does it feel to have committed such a public homicide?

I thrive knowing someone will return the favor someday

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misbehavingmaiar:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

(via confirmance)

celticpyro:

matt-ruins-your-shit:

I hate this idea people have that if a parent walks in and turns off the tv while their kids are watching or playing something it’s evidence of some unhealthy attachment or addiction to technology if they get pissed off. If you walk up and slap a book out of my hand while I’m reading I’m going to have the same reaction, fuck off you’re not making some great social commentary you’re just being an ass hole.

If you slap a sandwich out of my hands and I get pissed it doesn’t mean I’m addicted to eating it just means I was enjoying something and then you had to be an asshole lmao

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